Monday, June 22, 2009

If it sounds like a duck, looks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it must be....quackery!

Quack, quack, quack. I've seen a lot of ducks in Polk County (such as the rampant Muscovy), but I've never seen one quite like this.



Polk Sheriff: Couple Practiced 'Quackery'

Monday, June 15, 2009

Another Reason to Hate the Boy Scouts...


Just in case their discriminatory ways aren't enough to make you hate them, here are some of Florida youth's finest (aka the Boy Scouts), up to some gosh-gee-wilkers, good old fashioned fun. Let me check...yep, I still despise this organization - glad to see they espouse "timeless values."

Group at Putnam Boy Scout camp accused of making boy drink urine

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Garbage In, Garbage, um, Stays.




Sunrise takes on owner of 'ugliest' house

My favorite quote:

"I like it this way," Daeder said proudly, like a king surveying his kingdom. "It keeps the Mormons away."

Now that's funny.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Vultures Waiting for People to Die.

So maybe Vultures are pretty darn smart. Why else would they be hanging out in a retirement neighborhood in Florida??

Vultures Still Terrorizing Bartow Neighborhood

Soylent vulture food is peeeeoooooplllllee!