Porn stars make the best neighbors

Well, it's been a while so I thought I would add a post that hits close to home. Well, close to my friend Jon's home. You see, Jon has a this sorta famous neighbor. Her stage name is Stormy Daniels. And apparently, her husband was holding the keys to her car over his head so she couldn't reach them, and she "accidentally" punched him in the face several times. Anyhow, she goes down on domestic battery...I sincerely hope it doesn't ruin her chances for running for US Senate in 2010.

Porn star and would-be Louisiana politician busted in Tampa

Eh, apparently they were using themselves to bait for sharks

Gotta love it. She falls over board, he dives in after her. Both shed their clothing and swim for the beach. Sounds like they were nude in the water already...

Two naked people come ashore at Fort De Soto

She's got a "pinky" and she's not afraid to use it.

Now this is funny. Poked in the groin? Maybe she was trying to explore his backside.

Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in the groin with her sex toy

To quote Fight Club: "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang...

Sad for this man's family...but this is the 4th self inflicted shooting at a range since April. What gives?

Man rents gun, kills self at shooting range